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Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. You don't know either? At least her's makes sensesort of. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. That's is just so extremly creepy. It's just a matter of degree. I even impress myself. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. The Longest Story in The World. With our patented "spray". One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. but they did not give the award because i was a kid :C, @arkin It is supposedly the worlds longest published novel in English at 2.5 million words. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. We thank you! I love my work, I love the kids I work with. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. 12 Dec 2012. about my site, and called me weird. CHEESE!!! ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? I now officially have proof that someone has been here! In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. It was fairly fun. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". Look how long this has gotten. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. Now who's the crazy one? After a film adaptation of Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye,' writer, artist and director Nigel Tomm publishes the longest sentence which contains the longest word. Those are the best kind. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? Never . But that is false! . I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. In any case, she is clearly insane. Humor the crazy person, okay? Now, those have possibilities. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. I'm back. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. E-mail. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. i felt sorry for my dad. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. Waitaren't I already doing that? I have to get up really early to leave for home. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. Yes. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. You exploud. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. Come on everyone, group hug. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! i'm back. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! And then I'll be writing for me again. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. I'm tired. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. The possibilities are literally endless. It took him to my quiz page. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. You don't know who Squirell is? I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. Some of my pages have stuff written in to make search engines recognize me, but it doesn't seem to be working. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? There is always someone worse off and better off than you. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! www.flaming-chickens.com! That's why it MUST be EVIL! Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? Okay. Scratch number seven. Would they dry into raisins? Oh. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. I suppose that is the bane of all authors. A post shared by Worlds Best Story (@worldsbeststory). In any caseI should probably find a topic. THAT IS ALL. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! i like sugar. Especially since I don't have viewers. And more than slightly embarassed. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. My mom did it to her because it was free. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. Enjoy! Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". It's just weird. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. Come on, think about it! The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. Sometimes, it is lazy. But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. Okay, quote is done. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? Since then, hundreds of authors have been inspired by the experimental writers sentence structure, including James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Samuel Beckett, and other modern literature greats. Is this writer's block?! . Won't that be fun? Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! Seeya. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Goodbye! It MUST be true! Outside your body. HA-HA! I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. Open Culture scours the web for the best educational media. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. *pauses* Oh. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" That sounds good, too. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! and eat dinner. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! All rights reserved. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . Yeah. And then go door to door distributing it. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. Maybe you're lost. I accidently cut it with scizzors. The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. You can read a little each day. It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. Mar 25th, 2014. Login Sign up. The answer is still infinity. TACO will eventually destroy him. i hate dress shoes. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. Yep. You gots extra money, don't you? I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. Ha! It didn't. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. I'm backand it's several hours later. I can't think of anything!? Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. With a shake, the future is revealed! Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! Happy? TACO is still in my heart. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today.
